F#m7 (A E)
D A D E F#m7 B C# D#
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Gm (Bb C)
Eb Bb Eb F Gm C D E
I want my MTV ...
Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and chicks for free
Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it
Lemme tall ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move this colour TV
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yaeh buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot is a millionaire
CHORUS
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mamma, she got it sticking on the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Get you money for nothing, get your chicks for free
(Mark Knopfler)